The night comes, the two on the bed, and he is already beginning to impatiently snort and rub ... Why not support his attempts? But how can you imagine: first the prelude (and I have already cleaned my teeth), then in a fit of passion, he will begin to undress (and I have expensive clothes on me, will suddenly tear up?), Then they will fall down with all the weight ... Circle: shower, brushing your teeth, cream, dressing ... And it's already past midnight on the clock, and tomorrow is early for work ... Maybe, well, this sex?
If you really do not want (or want, but not immediately), we recommend using the most effective female "excuses". They are time tested, and even our great-grandmothers with the help of them left our bearded great-grandfathers in frustrated bewilderment.
"I have a headache"
Well, this is the leader of the leaders. Classics, acting even on hyper-excited males. You need to say the phrase a little slowly, half-closed your eyes and make a grimace. Declare as an ultimatum so that no other questions arise.
Minuses: cunning and vile men have learned to spoil the classics with answers like: "And I have a pill for you, now we will treat everything." Do you know the worst thing? If you really had a headache, the pill helps.
"I have to get up early tomorrow"
Excuse, in all ages, is in second place after the "sick head". But it works almost as smoothly. It is necessary to pronounce it a little annoyed (in the spirit of "look at the clock, the male is room!").
Minuses: especially stubborn men can try to persuade: "Well, we are quick, five minutes". If you do not want to give up, you can "kill" the macho phrase: "And for more is no longer capable of?". Then there are two options: either he will rush to prove, or he will turn away and will hurt insultedly.
"Children will hear us (mother, grandmother, aunt Toma from Saratov ...)"
Excellent tool, especially acting on shy men. One idea of how the door opens in the process, the light turns on, and on the threshold all relatives look at you with reproach, horrifies him.
Minuses: unimpressive men practically do not respond to this excuse. But there is an "antidote": politely ask him to wait for the children and relatives to fall asleep more deeply. Only quiet, and hands do not dissolve! Perhaps this dog will fall asleep in ten minutes ...
"How can you think about sex when Aunt Toma is sick in Saratov!"
It doesn’t matter that Aunt Toma has a cold. It doesn’t matter that she is “sick” at any opportunity, just to arouse sympathy from compassionate relatives. The main thing is to confidently put pressure on the conscience of a man, rightly angry at his attempts at harassment. How can he! Insensitive stump!
Minuses: what if he was so imbued that he didn’t want sex until aunt Toma reported a happy recovery? (never in perspective). What to do if you suddenly want sex? So be careful with this excuse.
If excuses did not work ...
Humble contemptuously, dropping his eyes to the groin area of a man
We all know that potency and the size of dignity for men are so painful topics that they can only be touched upon in a positive way. Any half hint is a blow below the belt, in the literal and figurative sense.
Minuses: be careful with that. Use only for men with a normal sense of humor and self-esteem. Otherwise, it's not the hour, his friend will be sad forever ...
Pretend to sleep
If a man is not a pervert and does not practice violence against sleeping girls, he will bumble and sigh ... and to the side. In the morning will be a little offended, but we know how to raise his mood, right?
Minuses: A particularly impudent (or excited) man may begin to wake up. Well, or not believe in the simulation, especially if you start to snore strongly and smack.
Instead of epilogue
Otmazyvaytes more often, otmazyvaytes more, but do not forget that only repeated good sex can be better than good sex. And you can sleep in old age, be it wrong.
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